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omo!

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Omo! Shey na like this I go dey house. Omo! A whole influencer like me dey wash plate! Omo! This country choro itinyem na gbaharia. This school doesn't want to employ me because the strike might be called off anytime. When is the anytime???!!!!! My note pad is a complete mess😂, because I scribble on it without restrictions. She's the only thing I can talk too. Yea, it's a she, I call her nonye. Nonye was the first to know I lost a tooth in a fight. She was the first to know I kissed Sandra. She was also he first to know what I really did with my school fees that I claimed got Lost. 🌚 Nonye is my guy. My friends call me doxie, rather spelt as dozie, my mum calls me edoziem, ahh yes, I like the sound of my name on her lips. My dad calls me edoziem too, but chiedoziem on serious occasions. **Chiedoziem!!!!!!!!!!** Yikes! He must have found the remote I broke. Another episode of "thier is more to life" lessons, by my father coming up next! Omo! Asuu you ...

THAT FRIDAY...

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Two months from that Friday and uncle Rasheed is calling mama again... He was supposed to be family, but instead he treated us like foes, this was barely 2 months my father passed, mama is yet to take off her mourning clothes and Mr idowu Rasheed my said uncle is already clamping down on our necks for the money my late father owed him. Papa was going to use the money to purchase a truck load of timber to stock up his three shops that Friday... He was going to buy mama cashew nuts on his way back... He was going to carry kaneng my baby sister high on his shoulders when he entered the compound... He was going to say " ireti, please serve me #50 cold water" with a smile on his face... But none of that Happened. The driver must have been drunk or fatigued that he didn't see the oncoming cement truck, he swerved really hard that he went off the road into the valleys by the sides. The truck was razed to ashes, my father was razed to ashes. All my hopes was razed to ...

Imadé takes the leap!

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She was out on the streets at 6am, her mum's ulcer has gone really bad. She was just 16...