omo!

Omo! Shey na like this I go dey house.

Omo! A whole influencer like me dey wash plate!

Omo! This country choro itinyem na gbaharia.

This school doesn't want to employ me because the strike might be called off anytime.

When is the anytime???!!!!!

My note pad is a complete mess😂, because I scribble on it without restrictions. She's the only thing I can talk too.

Yea, it's a she, I call her nonye.

Nonye was the first to know I lost a tooth in a fight.

She was the first to know I kissed Sandra.

She was also he first to know what I really did with my school fees that I claimed got Lost. 🌚

Nonye is my guy.

My friends call me doxie, rather spelt as dozie, my mum calls me edoziem, ahh yes, I like the sound of my name on her lips.

My dad calls me edoziem too, but chiedoziem on serious occasions.

**Chiedoziem!!!!!!!!!!**

Yikes! He must have found the remote I broke.

Another episode of "thier is more to life" lessons, by my father coming up next!

Omo! Asuu you do this one.

Okay naa.